I'm kind of bummed that they already claimed this word to be "attracted to both sexes." They already have bisexual... not sure why they needed to steal it.
It would be a lot funnier if Ambisextrous meant someone had the ability to rub one out with either hand :)
Just sayin', ya know?
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Wednesday, August 10, 2016
Tuesday, July 26, 2016
Fun with Initialisms
Well, after last night's little emo shit show of a post I should probably follow it up with something a little more light-hearted.
Has anyone ever noticed that kink in general is like acronym/initialism central?
I don't really mind labels in a very general and functional way. Acronyms/initialisms, when used well, can say a lot more with a lot less space. It's an easy means of grouping or trying to seek others who might be similar. The problems arises when people try to say too much with too little. When people start using 3-4 letters to try and imply a whole lot about what "should" be associated with it... that's usually when things go down hill.
The solution? Make initialisms/acronyms bigger.
Since FLR now has so many associations and assumptions lumped into it, I personally find the need for a bigger acronym/initialism that differentiates it from that yet still adequately describes what I view as the relationship that I want. Having spent a lot of time recently around Fetlife I was reminded at just how much of the BDSM community are not monogamous. So I will start with M, since I am. It is also key that I do not seek a purely service-oriented relationship or a play-based relationship, I do seek love, so I will go with L. I would like to practice this as a lifestyle and not just in the bedroom, so another L works its way in. D/s is the dynamic, so I suppose I can just use Ds. Since this is Femdom, FD. I also prefer a long-term relationship which may or may not imply marriage. Since long-term relationship includes marriages, it is probably the better letter choices are LTR, although I'm sure someone may use M to differentiate themselves from non-M LTR.
So yes, I would like to associate myself with MLLDsFDLTR's everywhere.
A better solution is probably for people to not use labels to overly define themselves and force anyone into the conformity of a box, but hey, what's done is done.
#MLLDsFDLTR4Life
Afterthought: I was planning on doing an acronym instead of an initialism but I can't say I was very happy with the results:
Has anyone ever noticed that kink in general is like acronym/initialism central?
I don't really mind labels in a very general and functional way. Acronyms/initialisms, when used well, can say a lot more with a lot less space. It's an easy means of grouping or trying to seek others who might be similar. The problems arises when people try to say too much with too little. When people start using 3-4 letters to try and imply a whole lot about what "should" be associated with it... that's usually when things go down hill.
The solution? Make initialisms/acronyms bigger.
Since FLR now has so many associations and assumptions lumped into it, I personally find the need for a bigger acronym/initialism that differentiates it from that yet still adequately describes what I view as the relationship that I want. Having spent a lot of time recently around Fetlife I was reminded at just how much of the BDSM community are not monogamous. So I will start with M, since I am. It is also key that I do not seek a purely service-oriented relationship or a play-based relationship, I do seek love, so I will go with L. I would like to practice this as a lifestyle and not just in the bedroom, so another L works its way in. D/s is the dynamic, so I suppose I can just use Ds. Since this is Femdom, FD. I also prefer a long-term relationship which may or may not imply marriage. Since long-term relationship includes marriages, it is probably the better letter choices are LTR, although I'm sure someone may use M to differentiate themselves from non-M LTR.
So yes, I would like to associate myself with MLLDsFDLTR's everywhere.
A better solution is probably for people to not use labels to overly define themselves and force anyone into the conformity of a box, but hey, what's done is done.
#MLLDsFDLTR4Life
Afterthought: I was planning on doing an acronym instead of an initialism but I can't say I was very happy with the results:
Monday, May 23, 2016
Post #500
I hinted at a drawing so here's my first on in a long long time. The captions are in reference to the events of Reflections parts 2D and 2E.
Tuesday, April 13, 2010
What soup is the most Femdom?
One of the Femdom/Feminization forums I visit has been rather dead lately.
Out of sheer boredom and hope of getting any kind of posts whatsoever I posted the question: What soup is the most Femdom and why?
My list so far:
-Clam Chowder. I've head clam used in slang reference to the labia/vagina and if you say clam chowder with the right accent it sounds like someone is excitedly going to perform some voracious cunnilingus.
-Alphabet soup. She can use it to spell out commands without having to say anything while she's eating.
-Chicken & Stars soup. 'Cuz every Domme is a soup-ah star. Haha, I made a funny. Yes, if I were you I'd totally slap me.
-Ramen Noodle soup. The noodles can be bundled together to form a flogger.
Does anyone else have any?
Out of sheer boredom and hope of getting any kind of posts whatsoever I posted the question: What soup is the most Femdom and why?
My list so far:
-Clam Chowder. I've head clam used in slang reference to the labia/vagina and if you say clam chowder with the right accent it sounds like someone is excitedly going to perform some voracious cunnilingus.
-Alphabet soup. She can use it to spell out commands without having to say anything while she's eating.
-Chicken & Stars soup. 'Cuz every Domme is a soup-ah star. Haha, I made a funny. Yes, if I were you I'd totally slap me.
-Ramen Noodle soup. The noodles can be bundled together to form a flogger.
Does anyone else have any?
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